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Literatur wie Shakespeare
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May 05, 2007, 11:28:53 AM »
Das hat so ein Typ auf Gamefaqs gepostet, ich finds vom Stil her und von der Story ziemlich gut:
Chapper 1
I said hi to my best friend Bob.
He said hi back.
We started battling with swords.
Then I hit him. But he didn't hit me.
This happened right now.
It happened in my city.
He got hurt.
So he threw his weapon at me.
And it hit me in the face.
And that hurt more than I hurt him.
Then I was like
Why can't you play fair you stupid poopy?
And he was like
SHUT UP YOU BUTTMUNCH
And I was like
:O
And he was like
Dang straight
And I was like
Dang dang straight
And we were friends again.
Chapper 2
Rawr I said
Cat died
I was happy
But Bob was sad
He told me it was his cat
I said sorry
He said that wasnt enough
So I was like
Plez don't be mad
But he was like
I'm MAD POOPMUNCH
And I was like
Well jello you
WELL GRANNYCRAP YOU!!!!!!!!!!! he said dully
And I was like
God that hurts man you're mean
And then he was like
I'm so sorry but I was just mad you killed Cat
And then I was like
YOU TALKED TO ME DULLY I said dully
And then he was like
Let's just be friends k?
And I was like
k
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Re: Literatur wie Shakespeare
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May 05, 2007, 02:13:06 PM »
Tja mir gefällts ned^^ (ich kenn auch so einen Typen der in jeden Satz "like" benützt^^)
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Re: Literatur wie Shakespeare
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Strange, sehr strange... O_o
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Re: Literatur wie Shakespeare
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...and I'm like 'that's crap'
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