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« on: November 26, 2006, 08:56:15 AM »

$200 Bucks It Is...
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
 
" Hi, is Tony home?"
 
" No, he went to the store."
 
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
 
" No, come in."
 
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
 
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
 
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
 
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
 
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
 
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"


/*edit by selmiak: Link(s)removed .... aber der versaute witz bleibt drin  laugh


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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2006, 10:01:44 AM »

hi there, whats up? this joke is quite old, and the link links me to wikipedia...
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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2006, 11:00:45 AM »

Lock & b7  laugh laugh laugh Wink
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2006, 11:34:17 AM »

na dann schließ halt ab..., mir doch worscht, jemand der ne email @cheappills hat, will bestiommt nur gestrecktes XTC verticken...
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 Ich bin gebildet bzw habe Madagascar 1 und 2!!!(der 2te war absolut scheiße) gesehen!!!
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2006, 04:41:32 PM »

lol... @cheappills.

Das wär ne gute domain, um nen Spam-account zu machen. (Ich meine ne E-mail-Adresse, die man im Internet für jeden Scheiss angibt, nicht um selber Spam zu verschicken.)
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